Lindsay is scared…
…That the next time we go bowling her sweaty sausage fingers will get stuck in the ball and pop off her hand when she tries to throw it.
She won’t admit that’s why we’re having this conversation, but I know it’s true.
posts tagged "my life"
The Spider
| Dude that's not a spider I'm not killing it. | Shannon: |
| Yes it is it's one of those crazy Jamaican spiders! | Andrew: |
| You're crazy it's got six legs... | Shannon: |
| I'm gonna use this crazy poison stuff on it-- | Andrew: |
| Dude no it's not a spider!!! | Shannon: |
| ... | |
| Oh god that was horrible that was just like torture. | Shannon: |
Gotta wake up at six tomorrow to take the mama to work, but have too much energy to go to bed…college has fucked my sleep cycle.
